Bring Home The Bacon Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

The chords would be as such:

DPresidential C♯figure

DCorporationC♯ man

DSenators and C♯congressDmen

... And so on.

Then there's the little riff following the chords, which can be either:

Whichever you think sounds better, though it doesn't matter,

of course, as no one else would really know,

so you can probably figure out a different riff you think is better.

Also, after the first chorus, they play the riff,

then play it two frets lower.

The end is also a matter of preference. I personally like to play it like:

D C♯ C♯ D C♯ C♯ D C♯ C♯ D C♯ C♯ D C♯

(If that makes any sense. If not, ask and I'll try to explain it better.)

This is really just how I like to play it,

'cause it sounds good and right just as well to me.

LYRICS (which I'm not actually 100% on, but even Kevn would say to just go with what you

think sounds right...

Assuming you were to ask.)

Presidential figure

Corporation man

Senators and congressmen

Tried the whole world

And tried to meet the future

Living in an office so high

But when he pulls up the driveway

And unlocks the door

She's standing at attention

She's hard to ignore

And she says

Bring home the bacon

And take out the trash

It's just another matter of fact

I asked her how long

It takes to live like a king

She laughed and said a cold day in Hell

So I moved out

And got a place of my own

I'm doing fairly well

But then I got married

And then I got rich

And then I was the president

It didn't matter which

(Chorus)