Standard (EADGBE)

All the other chords are your standard variations

Intro

I wake up tired and I wake up pissed

wonder how I ended up like this

I wonder why things happen like they do

 but I don't wonder long cuz I got a show to do

I'm sick at my stomach from the A.Z.T.

Broke at my bank cuz that shit ain't free

but I'm here to stay (at least another week or two)

 I can't die now cuz I got another show to do

Don't give me no pity don't give me no grief

Wait till I die for sympathy

Just help me with this amp and a guitar or two

 I can't die now cuz I got another show to do

Don't give me no preachin' no self servin'

I ain't no angel but nobody's deserving

 I can dance on my own grave, Thank You!

 but I can't die now cuz I got another show...

Some people keep saying I can't last long

 but I got my bands I got my songs,

liquor, beer, and nicotine to help me along

 and I'm drunk and stubborn as they come

 chain smoking, guitar picking, til I'm gone

I ain't got no political agenda

 Ain't got no message for the youth of America

 'cept "Wear a rubber and be careful who you screw"

 and come see me next Friday cuz I got another show...

Some people stop living long before they die

Work a dead end job just to scrape on by

 but I keep living just to bend that note in two

 and I can't die now cuz I got another show...

lyrics by Patterson Hood

music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff)