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I am an anarchist

 an antichrist

 an asterix

I am an anorak

 an acolyte

 an accidental

I am eleven feet

 ok, eight...

 six foot three...

I fought the British and I won

I have a rocket ship

jetfighter

a paper airplane

ja ja ja ja ja

say what you will: I am The Kill

the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real

I have a tendency

to exaggerate

just a little bit

 I plagiarist

apologist

walruscokeheadlizard

I am an optimist

a closeted misogynist

I fought the British and I won

i have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball

ja ja ja ja ja

say what you will - I am The Kill

the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real

put pat sajak back in office

put pat sajak back in office!!!

but the sun still sets on you

 and the retarded party nobody came to but you

 and so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up

 and there’s hell to pay again

and the punch lines point at you

 and all the comebacks in the world are in your head

 and you can’t say them until everybody leaves

 and it’s just you and your imaginary friends