Capo 2nd fret

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Once there was a doctor who offered hysterectomies

To every single woman who he happened to meet

When he met my mother it was before she had me

He asked if she would undergo a procedure for free

That would free her from her biological necessities

He said "There's too many people, I think you will agree

And one fewer womb means at least one less mouth to feed

And it's not like your children were likely to be

Special or interesting or going to change things.

It's an afternoon in pain for a lifetime of ease"

Chorus

 And that's how my mom found out that life is not about

 Having kids and she could do whatever she wanted

Free from the strictures of her reproductive urge

My mother went to school and she began to learn

Everything she could taking each subject in its term

Her acumen was only matched by her intellectual thirst

But like anyone who thinks about it she began to question the worth

Of life as she is lived most everywhere on Earth

It occurred to her she could concoct an immolating cure

But "cure" in the loosest usage of that word

"Immolating" in the sense that it's the important verb

It's an afternoon in flames versus a lifetime of worse

And that's how my mom found out that life is not about

Living but enduring 'til its conclusion

It's a terrifying moment of existential clarity

Especially when it's mixed with homemade chemistry

But my mother saw it as her own responsibility

To save everyone as that doctor had once saved me

From experiencing the universe's grotesque geometry

The dependence of that experience on the last catastrophe

Are an ability to see ourselves as points in history

Unimportant as a aggregate meaning less individually

Always caught in the maw of our own transiency

This was the seed that became a stone and became cursory.

And that's how my mom found out that life is not about

Living but enduring 'til its conclusion

And that's why you should admire anytime someone dies

Or is aborted or in some way spared these lessons