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 You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry

My dad told me it was really scary

We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us

Your people

When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad

Some jerks were happy

No, they were not sad

 They said, "Hooray

There's no way he's okay

Yeah I think he has gone away

Far away

There to stay

Oh hooray"

They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome

Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome

'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about

It won't take that much longer

 You're getting stronger every day

 And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah

They're afraid that you will attack and

I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers

 And now it looks like you'll be back in your place

My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face

He said, "Hooray

He's okay

Oh Voldaya

Yeah, I think he is back to stay

Praise the day

I am gay

Oh hooray"

Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome

Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too?

Won't you do me a solid

And share with me your knowledge

It won't take that longer

 I could get stronger every dayyyyy yeah

So much stronger

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes

I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is

I just wanna live forever

So's we can be together

And show everyone else something more to do too

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes

I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is

I just wanna live forever

So's we can be together

And show everyone else something more to do too