Ugliest Man In Town Chords

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 Now hanCdsome guys get girls that are pretty

 Other guyFs get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty

 But the onCly love I ever get, I geA7t out of pity

 'Cos I'mDm the ugliG7est man in toCwn

 I driCve down the road in a Rolls Royce car

 Use hundFred dollar bills when I light my cigar

 But still yoCu know, that won't geA7t you very far

 When you'Dmre the ugG7liest man in tCown

 There was a notGe on the doorstep where I was foCund

 It said Gthis sweet child weighs eleven pCounds

 So briGng him up healthy and wealthy and stouCt

 Keep his baA7ck to the lightDm, don't let it turn arG7ound

 Yeah alCl you women you're heartless and cold

 All you Fwant is my silver and gold

 And doCn't you know that there's a beautifuA7l soul

 Inside thDme ugliesG7t man in townC [Boy do I got plans for us]

 Yeah I'Gm so ugly I shave in the dCark

 KidGs start to cry when I walkC through the park

 ClockGs stop ticking and doCgs start to bark

 WheneA7ver I Dmcome arounG7d

 Yeah I wCalk down the street and the girls all hiss me

 If I dFie tomorrow not one of them would miss me

 Only Creason they ball me is they canA7't stand to kiss me

 I'm the ugDmliest maG7n in townC

 Yeah I'm theDm ugliest mG7an in townC

[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager. You know what I mean? Just

sign this small piece of paper here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week,

a couple of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll go to Japan baby,

they'll love you over there baby. They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]