Standard (EADGBE)

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)

 Tonight at the Freaker’s Hall

 And you know you're invited one and all

Uh oh

Come on baby's grease your lips

Grab your hats and swing your hips

 And don't forget to bring your whips

 We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong

Roll up something to take along

It feels so good, it must be wrong

 We're freakin' at the freaker’s ball

 Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together

 The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather

 The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too

 Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

 The FBI is dancin' with the junkies

 All the straights, swingin' with the funkies

Across the floor and up the wall

 We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all

 We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other

Brother with sister, son with mother

Smear my body up with butter

And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine

I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine

I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind

Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones

Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones

The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too

 Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches

Pyromaniacs strikin' matches

I'm gonna itch me where it scratches

Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all

 We're freakin' at the freaker’s ball, we're at a ball

 We're freakin' at the freaker's ball