Get Drunk With Dignity Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Chords used - E, A, B, F♯

EWhen you've had too much to Adrink

 there's certain Ethings to keep in mind.

 Like when you find your hands and Aunderarms are Bbleeding

 your beer bottle might not have a twist off Acap

 and don't ever go home with a Ewoman they call Moose or Vince

F♯And never bet that you can fit your Bhead inside a glove compartment

AGet drunk with dignity

EKeep in mind that just because a Bbulldog licks your face

 its notE necessary to lick him back

AStay away from drinks with names like Ebrain seizure or hippo laxative

BGet drunk with digniEty

AAnd there are phrases you must Elearn to avoid phrases like

F♯"that badge looks stupid" andB "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"

AGet drunk with dignityE try not to drool on bikers

BDon't moon a nun unless you Egot a real good reason

ADon't get romantically inEvolved with farm machinery

BGet drunk with digniEty.

I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.

I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.

I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this

when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!

Enjoy

Bigbaws