Standard (EADGBE)
When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
CHORUS
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
I slip into my panties, into my fishnets
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
i grab my anal probe and i ram it home
while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
CHORUS then
BRIDGE
and in the day, when nobodies home
i feel the k k calling of my telephone
i grab my dildo,my ky jelly
my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak
1800 yeah the trannies are comin
They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
1800 yeah you better run fast
cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
Outro
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