Standard (EADGBE)

When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,

 i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.

 i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner

 i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.

CHORUS

 I dial 1800 transvestite sluts

 They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks

 1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah

 I slip into my panties, into my fishnets

 i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet

 i grab my anal probe and i ram it home

 while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)

CHORUS then

BRIDGE

 and in the day, when nobodies home

 i feel the k k calling of my telephone

 i grab my dildo,my ky jelly

 my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)

 I dial 1800 transvestite sluts

 They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks

 1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak

  1800 yeah the trannies are comin

 They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming

 1800 yeah you better run fast

 cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah

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