Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse1

I know nothing

Don't know much

I think my education's

Gone out to lunch

I can't remember

I can't think

What is the difference

Between iron and zinc

I can listen

I can speak

But my conversational skills

Are gobblesegeek

I know Harold

In 1066

Got shot in the eye

With a long pointy stick

Pre Chorus1:

Revolutions and World War II

 Is it true what they say

 That Charles de Gaulle was a hero

 And Churchill's a Nero

 I threw that away

Chorus

I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

Now

I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-out

 Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

Verse2

I know all

I need to know

Why talk Swahili

If it's where i won't go

Latin is clever

And sexy is French

Sprechen Sie Deutsches

Would hardly make sense

Pre Chorus2:

Inquisitions and missionaries

Seem fairly bizarre

Do I follow commandments from Moses

Or battles of roses

 I Ca-zar

Chorus

Pre Chorus1:

Chorus2

(acapella)

I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

 La-la, la-la-la-lounge

11.02.2007

Garwolin, Poland