Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse1

I love Lucy

 I love Lucy Liu

Yes I love her twice as much as you

Now there's Jolie

 Angela Jolie

Could you ever look as good as she

Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh

Chorus

And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home

Verse2

Now there's Zeta

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Yes her body is perfectly toned

When I meet her

We'll be mates you'll see

And I'll be the guy the guys want to be

Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh

Chorus2

And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home

And just one star jump out of magazines

Into my arms

Hey now

We took it too

we took it too far

Bridge

You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 You're watching watching you watching me

 Stop watching me

Oh, ho-o-whoa

Chorus3

(the same like 2)

And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home

And just one star jump out of magazines

Into my arms

Hey now

We took it too

we took it too far

end with D

11.02.2007

Garwolin, Poland