Be Stiff Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Repeated throughout much of the song

 Intro x 3 then (E,E,A,A,E,E) (D,D,Dsus4,Dsus4,D,D) at same tempo as the third and forth bar above

 + Short Guitar Solo Chords (A,Asus4,A,C,C*,C)

One, two, three, start

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Fruit ooze is wetly lewd

Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Cucumbers ripe and rude

Bend over fixed to shoot and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits

Live right make lots of loot

Be stiff

(Short Guitar Solo)

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Watch out for fruits and mutes and

Deep sleepeers jerk the root

So be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits

Live right make lots of loot and

Oh be stiff

(Long Solo - Same Chords as Intro+Verse)

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Fruit ooze is wetly lewd

Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Wet women waste your food

Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff

Breath hard in metal suits

Live right make lots of loot an

Oh be stiff

 (E,E,A,A,E,E) (D,D,Dsus4,Dsus4,D,D), (Short Solo Chords x3)

Outro

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