Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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 So yore in love with some one else

 Some one who burns with in your soul

 And it looks like I am the Las to know

 I Hear you've never felt so alive

 So much desire beyond control?

 and as usual I am the last to know

 The last to know how you're feeling

The last to know where you are

The last to know If you're happy

 Or if he treating you like I treated you

 Or if he's cruel I'll be the last to Know

 We spent the summer out beyond the bay

 and you said these are such perfect days

 But if the bomb drops baby I want to be the last to know

But now you're living up behind the hill

 And though we share the same city and feel the sane sun\

 When your winter come I'll be the last to know

 The last to know how you're feeling

The last to know where you are

The last to know If you're happy now

 Or if he pleading with you like I pleaded with you

 Don't let me be the last to Know

Break

 Creations gone crazy ( that ain't so bad) TV's Gone Mad That ain't so crazy

 Now you're the only sane thing that I have

Instrumental

  ) Same as intro

Always last to know how you're feeling

The last to know where you are

The last to know If you're ' happy

 Or if he cheating on you like I cheated on you

 Oh oh oh ohohh

You were the last to know

you were the last to know

Don't let be the last to know

The last to know

I Won"t Take The Blame

Del Amitri

Intro

 Daylight comes with such surprising speed

 Yesterday You talked of love and now you want to leave

 Dont expect me to stand in your way

 I am powerless to alter any action you might take

Chorus

 But I won't take the Blame

 I was not thet one who played the joker in this game

 I am not the one who feels nothing anymore

(

  no chord)

So if you walk out that door I won't take the blame

Short instrumental

Riff

 As I looked at the girl I once adored

 You tell me that I hold you back You tell me that you're bored

 So Like a pair of clowns we stand around an fight

 But why don't you get it over with and walk out of my life

Chorus

Riff

 And the steps of this stone church

  are peppered with confetti hearts

 like a million little love affairs

  waiting to fall apart

Instr

8x

8x

4x

  m 8x

  4x F#8x

Chorus

(last line in chorus)

I won't take the blame 4x

Riff

  end

KISS THIS THING GOODBYE

Del Amitri

Intro

 It seems like weeks since you looked to me baby

 Without that look of distaste

 I don't know why your feelings are changing

 But I've seen it in your face

 All these times when our lips were kissing

 Our tongues were telling lies

 And all those signs I've been missing

 Were right there in your eyes

 So come on babe, let's kiss this thing goodbye

 Let's kiss this thing goodbye

I sometimes feel when we're together baby

Everything has turned out wrong

And I know you feel exactly the same way

But sill we carry on

I've been waiting up by the window

Watching these cars go by

And I tell myself that I'll go through the motion

For the last time tonight

So come on babe, let's kiss this thing goodbye, Let's kis this thing goodbye

Now I'm watching the tunes foul up the sunrise

I'm watching the lights fade away

And I'm hoping tonight that I'll open the door

And you'll stand here and say

Come on babe, let's kiss this thing

Come on babe, let's kiss this thing goodbye

Better make it sooner than later Before it all turns sour

Don't you know we'd better kiss this thing goodbye, Come on babe, let's kiss thi

s thing

Nothing Ever Happens

Post office clerks put up signs saying position closed

And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats

Janitors padlock the gates

For security guards to patrol

And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink

While the married ones turn on a chat show

And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore

Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go

And by five o'clock everything's dead

And every third car is a cab

And ignorant people sleep in their bed

Like the doped white mice in the college lab

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all

The needle returns to the start of the song

And we all sing along like before

And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there

The Martians could land in the carpark and no one would care

Close-circuit cameras in department stores

Shoot the same movie everyday

And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed

Just survive constant action replay

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all

The needle returns to the start of the song

And we all sing along like before

And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs

While angry from Manchester writes to complain about

All the repeats on TV

And computer terminals report some gains

In the values of copper and tin

While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs

For the price of a hospital wing

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all

The needle returns to the start of the song

And we all sing along like before

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all

They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock

And we'll all go along like before