Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

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Hello this is Dee Dee

 You must be a nut

 What do you want?

 Im gonna hang up

Please sir Please just one minute

Theres big trouble and youre in it

Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy

Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high

Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do

We thought we better get ahold of you

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Emergency

 Calling Mr Dee Dee

Pick up your phone

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Emergency

 Calling Mr Dee Dee

You know youre home

Pick up your phone

Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore

Put on my coat and Im out the door

Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab

I was soaking wet and boiling mad

She never gives me no damned respect

Ive been good to her if Im not correct

Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac

Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

Now listen baby doll - you've been busted

I should have known that you cant be trusted

That aint your uncle and that ain't soda pop

Im just about to blow my top

But Ill forgive you, you know I will

Get your coat while I pay the bill

Next time go shopping if you want a thrill

Now its time for you to chill