Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

My mother was a chinese trapeze artist

 In pre-war Paris

Smuggling bombs for the underground.

And she met my father

 At a fete in Aix-en-Provence.

 He was disguised as a Russian cadet

 in the employ of the Axis.

 And there in the half-light

 Of the provincial midnight

 To a lone concertina

 They drank in cantinas

 And toasted to Edith Piaf

 And the fall of the Reich.

My sister was born in a hovel in Burgundy

 And left for the cattle

But later was found by a communist

Who'd deserted his ranks

 To follow his dream

 To start up a punk rock band in South Carolina.

 I get letters sometimes.

 They bought a plantation

 She weeds the tobacco

 He offends the nation

 And they write, "Don't be a stranger, y'hear."

 "Sincerely, your sister."

So my parents had me

 To the disgust of the prostitutes

 On a bed in a brothel.

Surprisingly raised with tender care

'Til the money got tight

 And they bet me away

 To a blind brigadier in a game

 Of high stakes canasta.

 But he made me a sailor

 On his brigadier ship fleet.

 I know every yardarm

 From main mast to jib sheet.

 But sometimes I long to be landlocked

Listen to the recording for the rhythms. I love this song. Hope you do too.