Standard (EADGBE)

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She stands there on the corner

decked out in raspberry jeans

waiting and watching and oh here he comes

he pulls up beside here in a sporty machine

rolls down his window

and hands her a bag of plums

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Plums? Eat them he tells here

they make you feel great

So she hops in the car he steps on the gas

she says can't you drive faster

it's getting late

just a wee bit faster

you're not going to fast

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Freeway riding down the freeway

cruisin' they are really cruisin'

 when the plums take affect

 the plums suddenly juice her mind

 she is no longer a nervous wreck

 now her nerves are blind she feels fine

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Oh I feel great she says

but he already knows it

cause she's fingering his hair

and biting his toe

she's really plumbed out

and in her eyes she shows it

she says what's the hurry? Drive more slow

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Moisture drips from her edible lips

he looks into her eyes and he's

quick to relize

that he'd better pull over

before he gets to Dover

cause if he really wants her

now the time is wise

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Freeway riding down the freeway

cruisin' they are really cruisin'

 when the plums take affect

 the plums suddenly juice her mind

 she is no longer a nervous wreck

 now her nerves are blind she feels fine

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She's plum dumb

plum dumb

plum it plum it plum it plum it plum it

 yeah!