Standard (EADGBE)

 Man: She looked like a corpse on my front porch

Clutching the stone of her latest divorce, saying

 Both: Let's get the baby high!

 Woman: Oh Little pig, little pig, let me in!

I've traded food stamps for a bottle of gin, c'mon

  Let's get the baby high!

 Man: For someone like you to get custody

  Of an innocent child is a tragedy,

  You won't get your baby high.

 Woman: Oh, just open up, i've got nowhere to go.

My man threw me out and it's starting to snow, so

  Let's get the baby high!

 Man: I don't mean to question your parenting skills,

But i'm really amazed that kid hasn't been killed!

  Please don't get your baby high.

 Woman: For someone like you to criticize me

  Is really the height of hypocrisy!

  So let's get the baby high!

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E C repeated several times

 Man: There's no way in hell I'll open my door,

I still have pictures from the time before

  You won't get your baby high.

 Woman: Yes i've traded my bullets for a couple of lids,

But it's none of your business how i raise my kids!

  Now let's get the baby high!

 Man: For someone like you to get custody

  Of an innocent child is a tragedy,

  You won't get your baby high.

 Woman: I've asked you politely, now i'm gonna be mean-

If you don't open up, i'm going to scream!

  Now let's get the baby high!

 Man: You can scream all you want but you're not gettin' in

What you do to that kid is really a sin!

  Please don't get your baby high.

 Woman: For someone like you to criticize me

  Is really the height of hypocrisy!

  Now let's get the baby high!

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E C repeated several times

 Man: She stood still like a corpse on my front porch

Still clutching the stone of her latest divorce, saying

  Let's get the baby high.