Standard (EADGBE)

M an: She looked like a corpse on my front porch

Clutching the stone of her latest divorce, saying

Both: Let's get the b aby high!

W oman: Oh Little pig, little pig, let me in!

I've traded food stamps for a bottle of gin, c'mon

Let's get the bab y high!

Man: For someone li ke you to get custody

Of an innocen t child is a tragedy,

You won't ge t your baby high.

W oman: Oh, just open up, i've got nowhere to go.

My man threw me out and it's starting to snow, so

Let's get the baby high!

M an: I don't mean to question your parenting skills,

But i'm really amazed that kid hasn't been killed!

Please don't ge t your baby high.

Woman: For someone like you to criticize me

Is really the he ight of hypocrisy!

So let's get t he baby high!

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E C repeated several times

M an: There's no way in hell I'll open my door,

I still have pictures from the time before

You won't get you r baby high.

W oman: Yes i've traded my bullets for a couple of lids,

But it's none of your business how i raise my kids!

Now let's get the baby high!

Man: For someone like yo u to get custody

Of an innocen t child is a tragedy,

You won't get y our baby high.

W oman: I've asked you politely, now i'm gonna be mean-

If you don't open up, i'm going to scream!

Now let's get t he baby high!

M an: You can scream all you want but you're not gettin' in

What you do to that kid is really a sin!

Please don't get your baby high.

Woman: For someone li ke you to criticize me

Is really the hei ght of hypocrisy!

Now let's get the baby high!

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E C repeated several times

M an: She stood still like a corpse on my front porch

Still clutching the stone of her latest divorce, saying

Let's get the baby high.