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 Big Lizard in my backyard

 I can't afford to feed it anymore

 Big Lizard in my backyard

 Bustin' down my neigbor's door

 Well, I bought a big lizard

 only a dollar fifty

 that's pretty neat

 yeah it's fucking nifty

 but I, I just can't afford to feed it

 and you should see the way it shits

 I've got a Big Lizard in my backyard

 I can't afford to feed it anymore

 Big Lizard in my backyard

 Bustin' down my neigbor's door

 I got knocked outta bed

 late last night

 I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

 I... I went downstairs to find an army man

 He said "We gotta blow up the things we don't understand!"

 There's no more Big Lizard in my backyard

 I won't have to feed it anymore

 no more Lizard in my backyard

 They shipped his ass to El Salvador!

Solo

2 progressions of G F E

 I got knocked outta bed

 late last night

 I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

 I... I went downstairs to find an army man

 He said "We gotta blow up the things we don't understand!"

Solo

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 Big Lizard in my backyard

 I can't afford to feed it anymore

 Big Lizard in my backyard

 Bustin' down my neighbor's door

 Well, I bought a big lizard

 only a dollar fifty

 that's pretty neat

yeah it's fucking nifty

 but I, I just can't afford to feed it