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Intro

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I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub

 I roam wherever I please

I am the Captain of the S.S. Bathtub

 Come sail away with me

 My friends come visit on the S.S. Bathtub

 They arrive on water skis

 Some are dolphins and some are whales

 And some are manatees

 I travel far in the S.S. Bathtub

 I sail the seven seas

 Sometimes I stop at islands

 That look just like great big knees

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I've got two dogs on the S.S. Bathtub

A Great Dane and a Pekinese

I named one Port and I named one Starboard

And I'll let you name their fleas

The fish that swim under the S.S. Bathtub

Know all their ABCs

They study hard in their school of fish

Then they go and catch some Z's

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For dinner on the S.S. Bathtub

We all eat mac & cheese

I don't use salt and I don't use pepper

'Cause I don't want the whales to sneeze

We love to play on the S.S. Bathtub

With our blocks and our frisbees

We make up songs and we put on plays

And we never watch TVs

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