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Intro

repeat 8 times

 I'm up on the eleventh floor

 And I'm watching the cruisers below

 He's down on the street

 And he's trying hard to pull sister Flo

 My heart's in the basement

 My weekend's at an all time low

 'Cause she's hoping to score

 So I can't see her letting him go

 Walk out of her heart

 Walk out of her mind

 She's so swishy in her satin and tat

 In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat

 Oh God, I could do better than that

 She's an old-time ambassador

 Of sweet talking, night walking games

 And she's known in the darkest clubs

 For pushing ahead of the dames

 If she says she can do it

 Then she can do it, she don't make false claims

 But she's a Queen, and such are queens

 That your laughter is sucked in their brains

 Now she's leading him on

 And she'll lay him right down

 Yes she's leading him on

 Yes she'll lay him right down

 But it could have been me

 Yes, it could have been me

 Why didn't I say,

 why didn't I say, no, no, no

 She's so swishy in her satin and tat

 In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat

 Oh God, I could do better than that

 So I lay down a while

 And I gaze at my hotel wall

 Oh the cot is so cold

 It don't feel like no bed at all

 Yeah I lay down a while

 And I look at my hotel wall

But he's down on the street

So I throw both his bags down the hall

 And I'm phoning a cab

 'Cause my stomach feels small

 There's a taste in my mouth

 And it's no taste at all

 It could have been me

 Oh yeah, it could have been me

 Why didn't I say,

 Why didn't I say, no, no, no

 She's so swishy in her satin and tat

 In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat

 Oh God, I could do better than that

repeat 7 times

then end with a G

By Heraldo