Standard (EADGBE)
Let me introduce you to the gang,
Johnny plays the sitar he's an existentialist,
once he had an aim, now he plays our game.
You will feel so good now that you've joined the gang.
Molly is a model in the ads,
crazy clothes and acid, full of soul and crazy hip,
some-one switched her on, then her beam went wrong,
'cause she can't switch off now that she's joined the gang.
Arthur is a singer with a band,
Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage,
look at Arthur rave, all the kids have paid,
they want to see the croaking man who joined the gang.
This club's called the web it's the month's pick,
next month we shall find a place where prices ain't so stiff,
fifteen bob a coke, 'fraid that's past a joke,
this is how to spend now that you've joined the gang.
This is what to do now that you're here,
sit 'round doing nothing altogether very fast,
psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars,
they're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang.
You won't be alone we've all got beer-y grins
it's a big illusion, but at least you're in,-
at least you're in.