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Pussy whipped again

A Fine mess I found myself in

Tryin' to be her buddy

 Trying to make a woman my friend...

Pussy whipped again

Blame it on the whiskey and gin

 Oh Lord, I'm pussy whipped again.

I took my male ego

And placed it under lock and key

I swore no God damn woman

Would ever make a fool of me.

Then I met this barmaid

And my whole damn world caved in

Heaven knows when she sucked my toes

I was pussy whipped again

Pussy whipped again

A fine mess I got myself in

Tryin' to be her buddy

Tryin' to make a woman my friend

Pussy whipped again

Blame it on the whiskey and gin

Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.

I knew my chauvinistic ways

Would someday make her change her mind

And sure enough she left me

And just in the nick of time

My girlfriend took me around the world

To places that I've never been

She called my bluff

And sure enough

I was pussy whipped again

Pussy whipped again

A fine mess I got myself in

Tryin' to be her buddy

Trying to make a woman my friend

Pussy whipped again

Blame it on the whiskey and gin

Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.

Pussy whipped again

A fine mess I got myself in

Tryin' to be her buddy

Tryin' to make a woman my friend

Pussy whipped again

Blame it on the whiskey and gin

Oh Lord, pussy whipped again.