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Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely

All the girls made fun of her at school

'Cause no matter how she tried

she could not get a dick inside

her shallow throat,

shallow throat.

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

she tried them all.

 shallow throat.

The football team all tried to give her lessons

she practiced but she threw up on the coach

 not one man on the squad

 ever shot his wad

 in Susie's throat,

 shallow throat.

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

she tried them all.

 shallow throat.

The drum major was a boy named Slick

Who had a very little-bitty dick

She licked it, sucked and stroked it

'Til Slick thought she might choke,

he never knew

she had a shallow throat.

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

she tried them all.

 shallow throat.

She finally learned to deep-throat after all

Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball

But Slick he's kinda lonesome

With Susie and the kid

'Cause though his dick just fits her throat

her pussy's much too big.