Standard (EADGBE)
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
she could not get a dick inside
her shallow throat,
shallow throat.
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
she tried them all.
shallow throat.
The football team all tried to give her lessons
she practiced but she threw up on the coach
not one man on the squad
ever shot his wad
in Susie's throat,
shallow throat.
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
she tried them all.
shallow throat.
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little-bitty dick
She licked it, sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke,
he never knew
she had a shallow throat.
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit
she tried them all.
shallow throat.
She finally learned to deep-throat after all
Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kinda lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
her pussy's much too big.