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 Fred. He's a 6 year old brat. He's got a voice to match

 Not anyone can do that.

 Fred. Da-da-da-don't you love the internet. Just as much as your fans

 Love the kindergarten

(pick slide)

Chorus

 Oh,Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids

Brainwashed and unhappy

 But that's okay because you're so cool

Vers 2

 Friday night. I was chillin at the mall

 At my favorite gothic shop

 That's when my heart stopped

Fred

 Oh mother hackin Fred

 Am I going insane or am I the only one whos sane?

Chorus

 Fred you're driving me crazy

 Just like a ba-jillion other kids

 Brainwashed and unhappy

 Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny? Am I supposed to find this funny?

 This isn't funny (gun fire)

 Fred. He's a 6 year old brat

 And he wont stop at that. Until he takes over the world