Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

 I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing

 And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang

Chorus

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby

 And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

 And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you

 And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up

 your trash again

 Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty

 Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

(But I'm sorry if it ever is)

 'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...