Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

We got a bucket of Corona,

Enough stories to last all night,

About the trials and tribulations,

Of findin' Mr. Right:

 Of findin' a good man.

Chorus

 Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

 To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

 Here's to the superficial players;

 The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

 If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

 Let's have a toast:

 Here's to findin' a good man.

Verse 2

Blind dates an' horror stories;

Pushy gals and fast movers.

Let's dedicate this girl's night out,

To big-talkers; bad losers,

 It's so hard findin' a good man.

Chorus

 Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

 To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

 Here's to the superficial players;

 The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

 If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

 Let's have a toast:

 Here's to findin' a good man.

Bridge

 Julie, I know you want perfection;

 Angie, you want a listener.

 Lisa, your list is gettin' long,

 And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser.

Chorus

(no chord)

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;

To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.

 Here's to the superficial players;

 The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;

 If you hear me girls, raise your hand:

 Let's have a toast;

 Let's have a toast:

 Here's to findin' a good man.

Here's to finding a good man.

(End on:)

Here's to findin' a good man.