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Intro

 If I Had My Own Way, You’d Be With Me Here Today

 But I Rarely Have My Own Way, I Guess That’s Why You Ain’t Here With Me

 Today

 And The Librarian Said

 You Can’t Buy No Respect

 I Said ‘Hey Lady, What Can You Expect

 When I’m Lyin’ On The Floor?’

 You’re a Lovely Lady But You Don’t Wanna Be No Girl of Mine

 And The Only Thing You Ever Did For Me was Help Me Waste My Time

 And I Saw You At The Funeral

 You Were Standing There Like A Temple

 I Said ‘Hi, How Are You, Hello’

 And I Pulled Up A Casket And Crawled In

………Yes I Did!

<<-SLOW DOWN->>

Climbed Up A Mountain And I Looked Around

Some Kind Of Circus with all them clowns

 I Said ‘Hey Wait A Minute, Can We Slow Down A Bit?’

 And I Almost Got Hit By A Truck

 Well It Just Goes To Show You That We’re All On Our Own

Scrounging For Our Own Share Of Good Luck

Stab Your Brother In The Back

And Pick Up Your Paycheck

<<-RESUME ORIGINAL SPEED->>

Goodbye Lonely Heart Jolene, You Never Did Work Anyhow

 I’m Lookin’ for a nice girl, and I don’t want no Cow

I’m heading out west

Gonna Find Me The Best

 ‘Cause I Played The Game, But I Failed The Test

 If I Can’t Be A Lover, Then I’ll Be a Pest