Standard (EADGBE)

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow

 I try to call you but I can't find the telephone

 I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected

 I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

 The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song

 To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby

 And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do

 My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh

I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues

But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you

I will keep searching on

This feeling's much too strong

My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

And I like you, yeah I like you

And I like you

I like you (x6)

And I feel horny horny tonight

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song

To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny

Horny, horny, horny

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny

Horny, horny

Horny, horny, horny