Tv God Chords

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EmAfter I was born I Gwent home to Awatch my EmTV

EmEveryone was nice and their Gsmiles were Aso sparkilyEm

EmI watched what made them happy and I Gwatched Awhat made them Emcry

EmI learned about toys and Gcandy my AMommy should Embuy

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 And the TV CGod watches over Dme

 Opens up my Emeyes, shows me how to see

 All around the Cworld, every night and Dday on my TEmV

 Teaches how to Clove, teaches what is Dreal

 Tells what life is Emof, tells me how to feel

 All I need to Cknow I can find and Dsee on my TVEm

Soon I was a teenager and I knew just how to dress

I learned to use deodorant so I would always smell my best

I got myself a part time job to buy the things I needed to have

And the payments on my supercharged Camaro really aren't so bad

AEverybody be careful, everybody be,

EmBe very careful, keep watching your TV

 There are Apeople who are laughing with a wink or a nod

 There are Bpeople who are questioning our great TV God

 EveryAbody be careful, everybody be

EmBe very careful, stay tuned to your TV

 There are Aphonies who are talking

There are wasters who read

 There are Bpeople here who do not even own a TV!

 EveryAbody be careful! Oh everyEmbody be careful!

 Oh everyAbody be careful!

Everything I know about my country I learned on TV

The man on the screen tells me who is our enemy

They say that we are free and we must fight to be number one

So when the army calls I'll grab my TV, my car, and my gun