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Intro
Cruisin cross the USA, takin in the land,
Wider than a Cadillac, longer than a van,
Capacity 16 children, four tubes of old toothpaste,
Three tank for the gasoline, two tanks for the waste,
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Mom and Dad in the front seat, country on the radio,
Tim and Jim at the table, rock on the stereo,
Sue and Lou in the backroom, trumpet and clarinet,
Sissys still in the bathroom, Juniors pants are wet,
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Chorus
The modern cowhands ride in velvet saddles,
On horses made of fiberglass they fly,
Air-conditioned covered wagons cross the prairy,
The pioneering spirit never dies,
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The tenters watch with wonder, the bikers are afraid,
The rangers take their aspirin, the animals run away,
The truckers see a road block, the wagons see a wall,
The compacts see a mountain, the horses see a stall,
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From Jersey to Miami without stopping,
From Texas to Alaska in one day,
The stories of these heros are astounding,
The tickets and the tolls they had to pay,
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So if youre out there cruisin on a U.S. Interstate,
And you see that great white wonder, please make no mistake,
On the road there is no justice, might always makes right,
The suburban yacht is the king of the road, so you'd better get that right, RV
-just so you know i submitted cows with guns too