Half step down

 American Apparel had a special on khaki

 With a matching balaclava stitched in Northern Italy

 Well it just got me thinking and I flashed my credit card

 I must admit I might have been a trifle hard

I read the weather makers, read some Gandhi too

 And I thought about the space that does exist 'tween me and you

 Then I stole some high explosive from the coffin cheaters club

 Then I vanished like a ninja to the scrub

I am the Decommissioner

Guilty of the worst sedition

Helicopters on my trail

 I'm dancing like a hare krishna!

( X2)

 Like Steve McQueen on my 250

O-er the compound fence

 Well the blood had lifted to my head

 My legs were in suspense

 And I rammed a stick of jelly

'Neath the cooling towers wall

 I crashed the boom gate as the bricks began to fall

I am the Decommissioner

Taking the extreme position

Taunting the police commissioner!

I am the Decommissioner

Guilty of the worst sedition

Service station cameras catch me

Chantin' like a hare krishna!

(Wacky instrumental high speed chase through Gippsland commences.While this occurs, play

open D for 4 bars)

Road blocks on all the highways

I slunk along the creeks

Soon joined by angry scientists

And some old Jesus freaks

Collecting strange disciples

We hatched a brand new plan

We started pre production

 On a touring indie band!

 We went up the freeway in our black tarago

Run on solar power

Decommissioning power stations

 The cops close by the hour

 Reviewers in their leather trench coats

Settin' up my buzz

 Say I'll be famous if I just avoid the fuzz!

Oh Mr. Police Commissioner

Look at it from my position

 Apocalypse is comin'

 And I'm really a concerned parishioner

Acting on my own volition

Taking the extreme position

 I'm tired of all this indecision!