Standard (EADGBE)
Hey, back when I was going to school
I never learned a thing
All I did was daydream
And waiting for the bell to ring
I had a certain teacher
I always tried to impress her
When she stood up in the classroom
I would mentally undress her
Then one day I decided
That I would write a little letter
She said the spelling was a masterpiece
The punctuation could be better
I understood what she was saying
I got the gist of her sentiment
She said I don't mean to be degrading
But here's the way that it shoulda went
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I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please please exclamation point
I wanna hold you in parentheses
Oh! (Come on , come on)
When I went to highschool
People said I was a writing fool
All my letters became really great
With punctuation that was never late
But I was having trouble meeting girls
I never knew what things to say
Soon I had them all overwhelmed
When they heard me talk this way - LIKE THIS: