Standard (EADGBE)
x4
I'm going down to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I dont mean to pray
Im gonna nick the collection plate
(chorus)
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there and show that
They're ignorant, I dont understand
A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That's the day I became antipope
Theres gonna be some fun tonight
The spreading is around the town
The vicars a transvestite
With a fetish for robes and gowns
(chorus)
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there and show that
They're ignorant, I dont understand
A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That's the day I became antipope
x6
x2
Religion doesnt mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don't dig that poko way
(chorus)
I've got nothing against church
Or any people that go there and show that
They're ignorant, I dont understand
A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour
So many people are weak in their lives
And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That's the day I became antipope
Mick2009