The Professor Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Well I don'tC know if I'm wrong

 Cause she's BonAmly just gone

Am Here's to another reGlationship

 BombFed by excellent breEmed of gamete disease

 I'm Fsure when I'm older I'll Gknow what that means

CCried when she should and she lBauAmghed when she could

AmHere's to the man with his face in theG mud

 And an overcast play just Ftaken away Em

 From the lover'Fs in love at the centre of stagGe yeah

FLoving is fine if you have plenty of time

 For Gwalking on stilts at the edge of your mind

FLoving is good if your dick's made of wood

 And the Gdick left inside only half understood her

F7MWhat makes her come and what makes her stay?

G6 What make the animal run, run away yeah

F7MWhat makes him stall, what makes him stand

 And G6what shakes the elephant now

mute or G

And what makes a man?

F7MI don't know, G6I don't know, AmI don't know

Am6/9 G6 F7M G6 C

No I don't know you any more

CNoC7M, no, F7Mno, no...

Cooh yeah... F7Mhey hey...

 I don't knCow if I'm wrong

 'Cause shes only juBstAm gone

 Why the fuck Amis this day taking so Glong

 I was a lovFer of time and once she wasEm mine

 I was a lovFer indeed, I was covered in weGed

CCried when she should and she laughed when she cBouAmld

AmWell closer to god is the one who'sG in love

FAnd I walk away cause I cEman

FToo many options may killG a man

FLoving is fine if it's not in your mind

GBut I've fucked it up now, too many times

FLoving is good if it's not understood

GYeah, but I'm the professor And feel that I should know

F7MWhat makes her come and what makes her stay?

G6What make the animal run, run away and

F7MWhat makes him tick apart from him prick

G6And the lonelier side

mute or G

of the jealousy stick

F7MI don't know, G6I don't know, AmI don't know

Am6/9 G6 F7M G6 C

No I don't know you any more

CNoC7M, no, F7Mno, no...

Cooh yeah... F7Mhey hey...

 Well I don'Ct know if I'm wrong

 Cause she's BonAmly just gone

Am Here's to another reGlationship

 Bombed by Fexcellent breed of Emgamete disease

 I finisheFd it off with some French wineG and cheese

EITHER MUTE THIS, PLAY IT, OR JUST SING IT WITHOUT GUITAR

 La fiClle danse

 Quand elle jBouAme avec moi

AmEt je pense que je l'aime Gdes fois

 Le siFlence, n'ose pas dis-Emdonc

 QuandF on est ensemble

 MettrGe les mots

 Sur la petite dodFo G