Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

 This has got to die, this has got to stop

 This has got to lie down, with someone else on top

 You can keep me pinned, it’s easier to tease

 But you can't paint an elephant quite as good as she

Chorus

 And she may cry_____ like a baby. And she may dri____ve me cra____zy

 Cause I____ am lately

Lo____nely

Verse

 So why’d you have to lie? I take it I'm your crotch

 The pillow in your pillow case is easier to touch

 And then you think you've sinned, as you fall upon your knees

 Living in your picture, still forget the breeze

Chorus

 And she may rise if I sing you down

 And she may wisely cling to the ground

 Cause I_____ am lately ho_____rny

 So why___ would she take me ho____rny?

Middle 8

What's the point of this song? Or even singing?

You've already gone, why am I clinging?

Well I could throw it out, and I could live without

And I could do it all for you I could be strong

Tell me if you want me to lie

Verse

 'Cause this has got to die, this has got to stop

 This has got to lie down, down with someone else on top

 You can both keep me pinned, ‘cause it's easier to tease

 But you can't make me happy quite as good as me

Well you know that’s a lie