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Intro

High school board

They said he was-a bad

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

He had a knack of getting

All the teachers mad

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

He got his kicks from

 Cutting class every day

When he heard the bell ring

 He'd run the other way-hay-hay-hay-hay

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he-he, he-he-he-he-he

He had a girlfriend in

The shape of a balloon

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

The fellas all asked him why

You go with such a goon

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

He laughed and telled his friends

 So I don't have to be on guard

Cause pap(?) was always happy

 With that big tub of lard, lard, lard, lard

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he-he, he-he-he-he-he

Sax solo

Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah,

When he heard the bell ring

 He'd run the other way-hay-hay-hay

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he-he, he-he-he-he-he

He didn't do his homework

He never passed a test

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Lunch was the class

That he loved the best

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

They caught him sleeping

 In the boiler room

The principal hit him

 On the head with a broom, broom, broom

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he-he, he-he-he-he-he

 He thought he was cool

But he was only a fool

 Cause they kicked that

Cool cat out of school

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he, yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he

Yeah, yeah, yeah-eh-he-he-he, he-he-he-he-he (fade out)