Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I was shot in the back

 by nilfisk addicted cowboys

 by jealousy struck

 outnumbered by hard boiled luck

 when I showed them the lights

 of my two forty five deep blue break

 they all stood up and sang

 'bout swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree

and turning my jack into lumber

when the hitmen arrived

on a boat from the isle of song

I was shocked by the nude

identical twins on my lap

a cross-eyed effect

of swedish designer drugs

it's hard to be strong

depending on northern refineries

how deep is your fjord

how shallow thy watery eyes

how could I recupe

surrounded by 95 dogma's

like a rendeer I'm struck

by swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid

and driving electric wheelchairs

I'm cleaning the fish

with biodegradable pride

I was pulling the strings

while playing the fifteenth violin

in a director's cut

of swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly

and winning all nobely prizes

I was probably drunk

by the probably best beer around

like a viking in need

I got a medal for bad underacting

they all stood up and sang

about swedish designer drugs

swedish designer drugs

it's hard to be strong

how deep is your fjord

when I showed them the lights

they all stood up and sang

about swedish designer drugs driving

electric wheelchairs.

I'm cleaning the fish

with biodegradable pride.

I was pulling the strings,

while playing the fifteenth violin,

in a director's cut of Swedish designer drugs.

I was hurting a fly, and winning all Nobely Prizes.

I was probably drunk by the probably best beer around

like a Viking in need,

I got a medal for bad underacting.

They all stood up,

and sang about Swedish designer drugs.

Swedish designer drugs: it's hard to be strong.

How deep is your fjord?

When I showed them the lights,

they all stood up, and sang about Swedish designer drugs