Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

F then slide up to C7 as shown

During the talking intro he plays the verse progression which is

hey bob! hey bob!

say whats that old bird you got up in that cage?

"why this here is the old dodo bird"

a dodo bird?

"aint you ever heard of a dodo bird before?"

no ive never even seen one before

"that would make this the last one in existence"

last one in where?

"last one in the world see"

what you doin with it then?

"im just tryin to make some money,

now can you see this here, an old singin dodo bird"

so thats a singin dod bird hey..

"thats right"

so what you doin down there dodo bird?

"well im just sittin on this, h-hmm, im just sittin on this cage

gonna sing a tune"

well lets here it then..

nothing, nothing can be right

when everything is wrong

nothing can be wrong

when im walking with my baby

i wish that i was

i said

nothing, nothing can be right

when everything is wrong

nothing can be wrong

when im walking with my baby

i wish that i was

my baby quit me for a long tall handsome man

 with something i aint got

nothing can be wrong

 when im walking with my baby

 when im not i feel so lonesome

nothing, nothing can be right

when everything is wrong

nothing can be wrong

when im walking with my baby

i wish that i was

nothing, nothing, nothing can be right

oh dodo it sounds like you got too much bad luck man

"oh i sure know i got bad luck and misery."

short like you dont have a neck dodo bird?

"give me 5 dollars and listen all about it now look here"

everytime that i telephone

she dont return my calls

if i cant smile when i feel blue

 man ill never smile at all

nothing, nothing can be right

when everything is wrong

nothing can be wrong

when im walking with my baby

i wish that i was

nothing, nothing, nothing can be right

when everything is wrong

nothing can be wrong

when im walking with my baby

i wish that i was