Standard (EADGBE)

 If she gets a black eye, I wanna black eye

 If she gets a splinter, I wanna splinter too

 If she gets arrested, I want arrested

 If she goes trippin’, I go falling over

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 If she likes Gordons, I like Gordons

 If she likes the black stuff, I like the black stuff too

 If she gets a disease, I want a disease

 If she goes trippin’, I go fallin’ over

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 If your momma could see you now

  What would she think of her boy

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway

 We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid

 Everything she say, I was thinking anyway