Standard (EADGBE)

Don't let a crawdad bite yer toe

 The dirty little thing will never let go

Don't let your car go off the road

Remember that your haulin' a heavy load

You with the beady piggy eyes

Go and live yer devil ways

Just don't come 'round here no more

Temptin' me with yer devil days

You with the beady piggy eyes

Go and live yer devil ways

Just don't come 'round here no more

Temptin' me with yer devil days

Don't let a doggy bite yer leg

Whup him on the ass and tie him to a peg

Don't tell me that your shit don't stink

It's worse than the puke in the kitchen sink

You with the beady piggy eyes...

Put up your dukes or stop that talkin'

That's my woman so quit yer gawkin'

Keep yer fingers off my truck

Remember that it's mine, you fuck

You with the beady piggy eyes...