Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Once there was this kid who

  (He played

  , not

)

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

 But when he finally came back

 His hair had turned from black into bright white

Chorus

 Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

 Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

 Then there was this girl who

  (He played

  ; not

 Wouldn't go to change with the girls in the change room

 But when they finally made her

 They saw birthmarks all over her body

 She couldn't quite explain it

 They'd always just been there

Chorus

Bridge

 Both girl and boy were glad

 One kid had it worse than that

 'Cause then there was a boy whose

  (Again, he plays

 Parents made him come right home directly after school

 And when they went to their church

 They shook and lurched all over the church floor

 He couldn't quite explain it

 They'd always just gone there

Chorus

Outro is the same progression as the bridge

Enjoy.