Standard (EADGBE)
Ain't but a half a mile between the city limit si gns
Population nine hundred 'n' n ine
A lotta front porch swingin', down home li vin'
Friday night hell raisin', Sunday morning rep entance
We got our gossip goin' on down at Betty's Beauty Shop
They're sellin' 90 proof corn juice out back at the co-op
Judge Taylor likes to fight when his potbelly's full of beer
Theres always somethin' goin' on
But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here
Chorus
We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town s quare
Tall tales being told in Harry's barber c hair
Life moves slow
There's always somethin' goin' on
But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here
Old men bettin' on the weather on the courthouse stairs
Luther wackin' off weeds in his underwe ar
They go moon skinny-dippin this time of year
Theres always somethin' on
But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here
Chorus
We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town s quare
Tall tales being told in Harry's barber c hair
Life moves slow
There's always somethin' goin' on
But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here
Only time Sheriff Lester breaks his handcuffs out
Is when his wife's been drinkin' and they're back at the h ouse
He'll be walking' 'round for days in a daze grinnin' ear to ear
There's always somethin' goin' on
But there ain't nothin' going wrong around here