Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro.: | | | | | x 2

 Hello, who's askin'? A bill collector? Well, he ain't here

 Ah hell, I guess you got me, well, mister let me make this perfectly clear

(Chorus)

 When I get it, you'll get it, times are tough get in line and wait

 When I get it, you'll get it, and that's all you're gettin' today

 Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na, na na na, na

 Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na, na na na, na

 My ex wife's at the door a-knockin', Lord that woman won't leave me alone

 Same question, where's my money, well honey, you can't get blood from a stone

(Chorus)

 When I get it, you'll get it, times are tough get in line and wait

 When I get it, you'll get it, and that's all you're gettin' today, Yeah

 Inst.: | | | | | x 2

 Yeah, I tried to collect on a fifty dollar bet

 My buddy just looked at me and shook his head, and you know what he said

(Chorus)

 When I get it, you'll get it, you better back it on up and get off my case

 When I get it, you'll get it, and that's all you're gettin' today, Yeah

(Chorus)

 When I get it, you'll get it, times are tough get in line and wait, yeah

 When I get it, you'll get it, and that's all you're gettin' today

 Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na, na na na, na

 Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na, na na na, na......