Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home from

  China

  Bring a bottle of whisky and a tin cup for your

  Teeth

  Don't you sneak into the back door wearing some

  Disguise

  Knock on the front door in view of the Temperance

  Guild

Verse 2

  Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I

  Miss ya

  Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice

  Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged

  Sheriff

  He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat

  Wife

Chorus

  Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home from

  China

  Come home from China

  Come home from China

Verse 3

  Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer

  Fireman

  He don't care if you come, he don't care like I

  He's in love with his dog and all the volunteer

  Firemen

  And he is a--fraid to let the end of his versus

  Rhyme

REPEAT CHORUS 2x:

FINALE:

 -- crookedpath