Standard (EADGBE)

 you couldn't have found the time? Swallow your pride and admit it your

 jealousy. And next week you'll be tryin again to pull one of your city's

 many front men, if you did not have the internet would you be into them? I

very much doubt so how'd they know so...

 What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

 What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

You just happened to miss

Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,

should have forgotten about people or things

 Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

 What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

you just happened to miss

You’re always bad, you’re always rotten and you always say things that,

 you should forgotten or have you had enough

 Of your stereotypical bit of the rough

 And then we all go oooh, aaaah ooh, oooh, aaaah ooh, oooh, aaaah ooh

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

 What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

you just happened to miss

dead easy song to play really when you've got the rhythm sorted!