Standard (EADGBE)

open

- 11th fret shaped

 Em1 - 12th fret shapped

- 10th fret shaped

- 7th fret

- 5th fret

Intro

- x4

So meanwhile back at the ranch My boy

you groveled for an olive branch

Your arms out stretched Fabrication spoken

 You severed all ties and the bond was broken

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy,

And it makes me sick

 You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

- x4

Meanwhile back at the bar

Big time Charlie gone too far

Bore him with your stories

With all that you know

You know everything from wikipedia and it shows

Because its full of sh*t and so are you

You are a weasel

An I've had a birds eye view

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

And it makes me sick

- x4

In -a- bit (on 3rd one)

So everyone is at your place cameras out for facebook

Chewin' the face

Not one is a friend

There is a reason for this

The pragmatics of which you seem to have missed

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy and it makes me sick

You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy

- x4

And it makes me sick

Whistle (Verse)

- x4

And it makes me sick

Any alterations welcome