Sure As Hell Not Jesus Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 HeDre I sit

 If I didn't need nobody, I'd thank BmGod for it

E A (G♯ A)

There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it

 It'd be me and my Dbrain

 And my Bmpain, and my Eshame

 I Dguess I do

 This carpark's only got one space and Bmit's for you

E A (G♯ A)

Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through

 To where I won't need a Dlight

 To see at Bmnight

 Cos I'll be alEright D

Chorus

 You're Esure as hell not Jesus, but you're sBmaving me E

 Thank Bmyou very much Efor putting faBmith in me E

 RemindBming me a light Ewas once so grBmeat to be E

 I'm gladBm I made a friend Ethat doesn't Apray for meA7M

Verse 2

DHere I wait

 For something bad and saddening to Bmdraw my way

E A (G♯ A)

I fight to give it everything and lose I may

 But I still got you somewherDe

 It's just upBmstairs

 Maybe I Ecare

DGuess I am

 No big and strong Goliath, I'm a Bmwandering man

E A (G♯ A)

And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand

 Comes and slaps me and theDn

 It goes aBmgain

 I guess you're my Efriend D

Chorus

 You're Esure as hell not Jesus, but you're sBmaving me E

 Thank Bmyou very much Efor putting faBmith in me E

 RemindBming me a light Ewas once so grBmeat to be E

 I'm gladBm I made a friend Ethat doesn't Apray for meA7M

Bridge

 So Bmthanks, my little angel, (thank you too!)

 For Dwatching over me

 She Gsays she's Dgonna Embreak my Bmnose

 If I Adon't behave next week

Solo

Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E

Chorus reprise

 You're Esure as hell not Jesus, but you're Bmsaving me

ESaving me, Bmsaving me, Esaving me, Bmsaving me

ESaving me, Bmsaving me, Esaviiiing meeeeee!

BmGlad I made a friend Ethat doesn't Apray for meA7M

Outro

Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E

Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E Bm E

Bm E Bm E