Standard (EADGBE)

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

 Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me

 And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book

 Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity

 It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine

 Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing,

 she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal

 Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just

this morning

 She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive

(small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and

the second F# as

an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better)

 And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life

 She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university

 Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart

 Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her

 Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace

 She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone

 Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual

 Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week

 She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well

 And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

 She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...

Guitar solo

same chords as chorus)

Repeat chorus with vocal ad-libs.

(I started tabbing out the solo but the guitarist started doing all these jazzy style

runs and I will have to admit I gave up)