Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(play barre chords [e on 7th fret, f# on 9th fret etc.])

3x

2x

(Im going for a shit)

2x

Verse 1

 Come stay with me stay in my room

 My duvet smells but so would you

 If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have

 And i’ll wash my balls if you say that you’ll grab them

Nah i’m not gonna make you do that

 Its just you and me on the bench where we’re sat

(and so on for the rest of the Verse)

Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie

And your passion for you will go right straight through me

I’ll say something like ‘baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me’

And you’ll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick

And i’ll be like nah hi love you so much and i know it’s pathetic but i’ve had enough

Pre-chorus

(fast switch from Abm7 to F# and back to Abm7 [listen to the song to figure it out!])

 Of being alone on my own in my home

 i just wanna be here when you're screaming and moan to me

 ‘Baby i want you!’ But i know you don’t you’ll just point at my boner and

 say ‘fuck off home!’

Chorus

(I prefer open E chord and the F#/Abm as barre chords on the E-String!)

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

 I don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

Won’t you slap me one more time

Verse 2

(same chords as 1st verse)

And i’ll cry and i’ll cry

And i might wonder why

This beatuful Mel girl don’t like this guy

Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today

And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way

Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go

Except straight up your nose

But you smell like a rose

Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to

Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to

The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you

Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you

You know i’d even quit drinking for you

i shoulda been sober but i didn’t want to

Before we started we were already over

Cos i can’t talk to girls when i’m sober

Girls like you aren’t common

And when they come around i miss them

Pre-chorus

But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham

Chorus

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

 I don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

Won’t you slap me one more time

Bridge

 I’m sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted

those were the best damn chips I ever tasted

Won’t you slap me one more time

Chorus

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

 I don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

Won’t you slap me one more time

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

 I don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try

Melanie won’t you spend the day with me

Won’t you slap me one more time

 one more time.