Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(play barre chords [e on 7th fret, f# on 9th fret etc.])
3x
2x
(Im going for a shit)
2x
Verse 1
Come stay with me stay in my room
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadnt washed in as long as I have
And ill wash my balls if you say that youll grab them
Nah im not gonna make you do that
Its just you and me on the bench where were sat
(and so on for the rest of the Verse)
Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
And your passion for you will go right straight through me
Ill say something like baby could you be the one that will always throw your love to me
And youll be like nahh your just some pissed break tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
And ill be like nah hi love you so much and i know its pathetic but ive had enough
Pre-chorus
(fast switch from Abm7 to F# and back to Abm7 [listen to the song to figure it out!])
Of being alone on my own in my home
i just wanna be here when you're screaming and moan to me
Baby i want you! But i know you dont youll just point at my boner and
say fuck off home!
Chorus
(I prefer open E chord and the F#/Abm as barre chords on the E-String!)
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
I dont know how to spell your second name but ill try
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
Wont you slap me one more time
Verse 2
(same chords as 1st verse)
And ill cry and ill cry
And i might wonder why
This beatuful Mel girl dont like this guy
Is it cause i didnt wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose
Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like to
Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that i lie to
The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
You know id even quit drinking for you
i shoulda been sober but i didnt want to
Before we started we were already over
Cos i cant talk to girls when im sober
Girls like you arent common
And when they come around i miss them
Pre-chorus
But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
Chorus
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
I dont know how to spell your second name but ill try
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
Wont you slap me one more time
Bridge
Im sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted
those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
Wont you slap me one more time
Chorus
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
I dont know how to spell your second name but ill try
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
Wont you slap me one more time
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
I dont know how to spell your second name but ill try
Melanie wont you spend the day with me
Wont you slap me one more time
one more time.