Maxine Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C C C C F F F G [x3]

C C C C F

FDumb Kid, FDumb Kid, GDumb Kid

Verse 1

CI'm not Cstalking you, I'm Cwalking in Cfront of you

 But Fyou're screaFming F G

 And CI'm not Cgrabbing you, or Cslapping the Cass of you

 But FI'm dreaFming F G

 Cause CI like girls in CTrackies, I don't Cknow why they just Cgrab me

 And I Flike how you stand Fup, I Flike how you stand Gup

CI'm not that Cweird, I don't Chave a girl or Cbeard

 And I'm Fso fed Fup, Fso fed Gup

Pre-chorus 1

 I wasn't Amreally gonna Gget a tattoo Emof your name on Ammy arm

 Cause I Amdon't have that much Gmoney I can Emspend, I can Amspend

 No matter Amhow much porn I Gdownload, I will Emalways think of Amyou

 And AmI will be obGsessed til the Emend, til the Amend

Chorus

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

Interlude

C C C C F F F G [x2]

Verse 2

CI'm not a Cwanker, well I Cused to be, but I'm Cnot anymore

 Cause it Fmakes me Ftired F G

 And CI'm glad you're Chappy, but Cif my love gets Ccrappy

 And I'm Fglad you're adFmired F G

 And I Cknow I'm immaCture, I won't Cstalk you anyCmore

 I'm a Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Gdumb kid

 And CI'm not forCgetting you, I'm Cjust not gonna Chit on you.

 I'm Fsexually reFtarded. F G

Interlude

C C C C F F F G

Pre-chorus 2

AmSpeaking of Gjacking, I was Emdoing it toAmday

 But then I Amquit so I'd last Glonger, and you Emwouldn't laugh at Amme

AmI'm one of those Gguys, I can't let Emgo and accept Amloathing

 Cause I've Amgot quite an adGdictive persoEmnaliAmty.

Chorus

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

Solo

Am G Em Am [x4]

Pre-chorus 3

 I'm not Amsaying we were Ggonna bang, but Emit would have been Amquite nice

 And I Amwould have liked it Gmore, than the Embest thing in the Amworld

AmYou're not the Gfirst I've done a Emsong about, Amtrust me.

 I'm Amreally not that Gweird, I just Emget obsessed with Agirls!

Chorus

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! (My balls are cold)

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou! C

Bridge

 I'm obCsessed, I'm obCsessed, I'm obDmsessed, I'm obCsessed

 I'm obGsessed, I'm obFsessed

Chorus

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

 MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

 And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

[x2]